史上最强的中国式英语

wsxz2002

1．we two who and who？
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你？

3．you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
>> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
>> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏，无事退朝




6．you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此



7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！

8．know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹

10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
>> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！



11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足

12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
>> 车祸现场描述

13． heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past
>> 走过路过，不要错过



15． 小明：I am sorry!
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three!
>> 老外：What are you sorry for?
>> 小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有，要命一条

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。


18． you have two down son。你有两下子。



19． as far as you go to die
>> 有多远，死多远！！！！

20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
>> 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

蓝水儿

．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！

这个最牛

蓝水儿

20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

这个是郑智化歌曲里的一句歌词~~

wsxz2002

这都知道！！！i fu le you

蓝水儿

嘻嘻想当年偶是那么的喜欢郑智化

wsxz2002

难道名字中的水是从《水手》而来？

蓝水儿

no no

天空的鸟

11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足



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maiquan

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阿斯巴甜

9．WATCH SISTER