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标题: [转]一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!! [打印本页]

作者: 梦飞扬    时间: 2007-6-1 16:37
标题: [转]一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!!
一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!!

本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语”
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  昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“Hello.”

  老外:“Hi.”

  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”

  老外:“Can you speak english?”

  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

作者: xiangyu    时间: 2007-6-1 22:23
不久是中国化的英语嘛
不过挺搞笑




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